Kimo Lives; Barnett’s Career Dies

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Former UFC Heavyweight Champion and noted steroid abuser Josh Barnett has once again been busted for performance enhancing drugs.  Barnett is notable mostly for playing with Japanese robot toys and having the world’s flabbiest drug aided physique.  His drug bust, which occured during a surprise test three weeks ago, leaves Affliction without a main event for their PPV on August 1st.

Leading candidates to replace Barnett include Bobby Lashley and Brett Rogers.  Smart money is on 185-pound Vitor Belfort in Lindland 2: Middleweight Boogaloo, Fedor’s second prominent fight with a wildly undersized opponent in his post-PRIDE career.

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One Response to “Kimo Lives; Barnett’s Career Dies”

  1. generaljebstuart Says:

    Barnett is such a dork. Why do they have to cancel the fight? Can’t they just let the other guy roid up too?

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