“War Is Over,” Hulk Hogan Hyperbolizes

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The Suncoast News Reports:

After months of bitter accusations and cross-accusations, former professional wrestler Hulk Hogan and Linda Bollea quietly settled their divorce this morning. The terms were not made public.

Signs that all had changed began when Bollea entered the courtroom and gave Hogan a peck on the cheek.

Then, each signed a document signifying their marriage was dissolved and they had reached a confidential settlement. Then, each testified they had disclosed all their assets and believed the other’s assets had been disclosed.

Hogan and Linda will now continue to do creepy and weird shit in public but at least they won’t be arguing about money.

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